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RWS has the movie description as, "After a clueless slacker named the Postal Dude (Zack Ward) loses his job, he joins his shady Uncle Dave (Dave Foley) and a bevy of big-breasted, scantily clad female cult followers in a scheme to steal a shipment of hot new toys."

The Postal movie is a little confusing and all over the place if don't pay much attention. The whole plot is basically Postal Dude trying to find a job, but after failing confides in his rich and successful uncle. His uncle has a "hippie" business I guess you could call it and makes his own personal bible. He develops a cult following. Meanwhile, after the 9/11 attack (not literal, it's recreated in the movie) Osama Bin Ladin, terrorists, and Osama's friend G.W.B try to infect a series of Krotchy children dolls with bird flu in hopes to harm the children. As the Krotchy dolls have trouble selling, the plan fails. Both Postal Dudes uncle's cult and Osama's men meet up at a "Nazi-themed" amusement park and have a showdown there. Like I mentioned before, the Krotchy dolls have trouble selling but they still have high stock of them. As Postal Dude and his uncle try to get the dolls to their compound (where the uncle resides), they realize it's been invaded by Osama's men. A bunch of cult things go one, blah-blah-blah, Bush blames the shootouts and what-not on China and India, causing the U.S military to set nuclear bombs off in both countries. In retaliation, both countries fire several more bombs at America and in the end of the movie, "The film's final shot features Bush and bin Laden skipping through a field together, hand-in-hand. As mushroom clouds explode on the horizon, bin Laden laughs and says, "Georgie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship". At that moment, all of the nuclear missiles hit, and the country, and possibly the world is destroyed." -Postal Film Wiki
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